There was a blue-green tutu tossed onto the side of the
road.
It’s not always easy being a princess—or even dressing up
like one. Especially not when you have to be all decked out before 4 a.m. on a
misty moisty Florida morning in order to wait around in a “corral” for an hour
plus before you begin a 13.1 mile run along with 22,000 other princess
wannabees.
Not until a booming male voice has belted out the national
anthem and your slightly overweight and extraordinarily cheery fairy godmother
has intoned “salagadula means, michakabularu“ are you released into the dark to
“live your dream” any way you can manage it.
I’m a little chagrined to say that my daughter and I ran the
Disney Princess Half Marathon in Orlando last weekend sans tutu, tiara, feather
boa, and face sparkles. In the hours before the race began, it became obvious
that as the unadorned, we were part of a painfully small and obvious minority.
Even most of the thousand-plus men who ran this female-focused race got into
the act with fancy shirts and an occasional tiara or feather boa.
Kristin and I don’t go in much for “fru-fru” but both of us
emerged from this elaborately “staged” race with a whole new set of insights.
We came to admire the fact that so many participants were doing their very
first half-marathon. I’m fairly certain that more than a few of them suspected
they would struggle to complete the race in the allotted time, (an average of
16-minute miles) but that wasn’t stopping anyone.
One radiant young woman approached me to explain that this
was her first half marathon and she was six weeks out from a double mastectomy.
Another had been dealing with diabetes since childhood. Less than a mile from
the finish, I saw a runner stop to help a fellow runner who was limping—barely
able to move forward. Instead of
allowing this girl to struggle on alone, the runner sacrificed her very
respectable pace to help. “Come on,” I heard her say. “We’ll finish this thing
together. Slow and easy wins the race.”
It was kind of a fluke that I ended up running the Disney Princess
Half. Five weeks before I’d run in the Disney World Half Marathon on the very
same course through Epcot and the Magic Kingdom. It was the first race I’d ever
chosen specifically to see if I could set an age-group world record on a
certified course. I chose this one because of its reputation and because a son
and his family live in Orlando.
I had the good fortune to set the record I was shooting for,
and that fact resulted in a most generous offer to return with a companion, all
expenses paid, to speak on a couple of panels and run the Princess Half if I’d
like to. I was thrilled to be able to include my daughter.
Look askance all you wish at those running adorned in capes,
crowns, feathers and glitters. The hard fact remains that 13.1 miles is 13.1
miles, and there is no easy way to get the job done.
I know for certain that at least one runner had to toss her
blue-green tutu aside to complete the race. She was no less a princess because
of it.